Day 5: If the dress fits, wear it!

Today is day five. And I’m feeling pretty good! My wedding next weekend, and my dress FITS PERFECTLY. My final fitting was this morning, and I was a little nervous. Between my first and second fitting, I had lost four inches, thanks to CrossFit, so when my seamstress reconstructed the entire bodice (again), she took […]

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Day 4: The pull of the bed

So we’re 4 days into this here thing Team. Here’s my assessment so far: Day 1: Headache, pissy, wanting everyone to die while simultaneously holding me like a baby. I was low energy but I got two workouts in. Day 2: Headachier, pissier, killinger. Tuesday was a bad day. I just wanted to eat all […]

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Day 2: Hanger

As someone with tendencies toward hypoglycemia, I’m prone to hanger. My fiance can attest that my downward spiral is both rapid and unpredictable, and that even I am not always prepared. I can go from “I’m fine, I can eat in another couple of hours” to “Fuck those fuckity fuckers straight to fucking hellfire” in […]

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T minus 3 days

Well Team, we’re 3 days out from this 8-weeks-to-a-hot-and-attractive-fitness-modely-self challenge. The name of the game is preparation which is usually why my shit falls flat. I’m traditionally more of wing-it dude. I fly by the seat of my pants (what does that even mean). I roll with the punches (that sounds terrible). I play it […]

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Who are we, why we are doing this, and will there be any vegan cheesecakes on this blog?

Unless something goes terribly wrong, there should not be (m)any vegan cheesecakes on this blog.¬†We decided to start this blog a mere week ago, while drinking juice and eating snacks/lunch at the Sweet Auburn Market in Atlanta. The challenge was, of course, Patrick’s idea. And I can’t resist a fitness/nutrition challenge. This wasn’t always the […]

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